1 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:06,772 OKAY. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS THIS ONE. 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:15,447 HMM. MANGO, BANANA, 3 00:00:15,481 --> 00:00:16,981 - ORANGE... - ( gasps ) 4 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,683 - ZEST... - ( groans ) 5 00:00:18,717 --> 00:00:21,720 CINNAMON, TUNA FISH... 6 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:23,822 ( smacks lips ) 7 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:25,023 AND YOU DIPPED YOUR TOE IN IT! 8 00:00:26,759 --> 00:00:28,226 - WHICH FOOT? - RIGHT FOOT. 9 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,728 - WHICH TOE? - PINKIE. 10 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:34,099 YOU ARE A FREAK! 11 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,506 ( gasps ) DID YOU SEE THAT? 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,508 PEOPLE TAKE WAY MORE TOWELS THAN THEY NEED. 13 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,678 - IT'S SO WASTEFUL. - I KNOW! 14 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,914 I'M DONE WITH THIS. ( giggles ) 15 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,481 NOW BURN IT SO NO ONE HARVESTS MY SKIN FLAKES 16 00:00:50,516 --> 00:00:53,151 AND CLONES ME TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE AND STEAL MY FORTUNE. 17 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:56,221 HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT A CLONE OF THE REAL LONDON? 18 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:58,490 I SUPPOSE I COULD BE! 19 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:01,893 ALL OF HER CLOTHES FIT ME PERFECTLY! ( gasps ) 20 00:01:04,463 --> 00:01:05,930 - Girl: HELP! - ( splashing ) 21 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,732 CODY, WHAT'S WRONG NOW? 22 00:01:09,435 --> 00:01:11,603 THAT WASN'T ME, IT WAS A GIRL. 23 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:13,672 - Girl: HELLO! - I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE OCEAN. 24 00:01:16,809 --> 00:01:19,044 - Girl: HEY, UP THERE! - WHOA, IT IS A GIRL. 25 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,046 A HOT GIRL. 26 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,748 FLOATING ON GARBAGE! 27 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,717 THERE'S A BABE IN A BATHING SUIT 28 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:27,852 AND YOU'RE FOCUSED ON THE GARBAGE? 29 00:01:27,886 --> 00:01:31,490 Girl: HELLO! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THROW ME A LINE? 30 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,959 OKAY! 31 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,627 I THOUGHT THE OCEAN WAS BLUE UNTIL I SAW YOUR EYES. 32 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,166 I THINK SHE MEANT SOMETHING TO PULL HER IN. 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,535 OH, IT'LL PULL HER IN. 34 00:01:43,569 --> 00:01:44,736 GIVE IT TIME. 35 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,809 OH AY OH, OH AY OH 36 00:01:53,412 --> 00:01:55,914 COME ALONG WITH ME 37 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:57,482 AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE 38 00:01:57,516 --> 00:01:59,317 WHAT THIS WORLD HAS 39 00:01:59,351 --> 00:02:02,054 FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW 40 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,123 WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS 41 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,457 - WE SAY... - HEY-HO, LET'S GO! 42 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:07,825 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 43 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:12,263 - OH AY OH - AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW 44 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,133 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE 45 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,934 - OH AY OH - THIS BOAT'S ROCKING 46 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:21,140 - OH AY OH - ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND 47 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:24,843 AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW 48 00:02:24,877 --> 00:02:26,178 HEY HO! OH AY OH 49 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:27,179 LET'S GO! 50 00:02:35,254 --> 00:02:37,489 SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 51 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:38,590 I DON'T KNOW. 52 00:02:40,392 --> 00:02:41,994 ALL RIGHT, UH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 53 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:43,728 I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. 54 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,997 MM-HMM, YEAH. AMNESIA. 55 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:48,733 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE. 56 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:49,834 I LOVE THE TROPICS. 57 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,638 THAT'S POLYNESIA. 58 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,407 AMNESIA IS MEMORY LOSS OFTEN BROUGHT ON 59 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:56,775 BY A TRAUMATIC EVENT. 60 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,079 HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME? 61 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,314 - I'M ZACK, YOUR BOYFRIEND. - ( crowd groans ) 62 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,751 YOU KNOW, TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT YOU WERE FINALLY GOING TO LET ME-- 63 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,254 OKAY, QUIT IT! 64 00:03:09,288 --> 00:03:11,856 --TAKE YOU TO DINNER. 65 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:16,227 - SO HOW ABOUT IT? - I HOPE YOU REMEMBER HOW TO SAY NO. 66 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:18,096 HEY, DON'T SPEAK FOR-- 67 00:03:19,665 --> 00:03:21,566 LET'S CALL HER MARISSA. 68 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,268 AH, BECAUSE IT MEANS "OF THE SEA" IN LATIN. 69 00:03:23,302 --> 00:03:27,105 NO. 'CAUSE IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF HER BATHING SUIT. 70 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,075 - AND WHAT A LOVELY BATHING SUIT IT IS. - OKAY. 71 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:32,010 THANK YOU, ZACK. 72 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:35,780 YOU'RE HITTING ON A GIRL WE JUST FISHED OUT OF THE SEA. 73 00:03:35,814 --> 00:03:37,916 HEY, SHE'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY. 74 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:40,552 - ( chuckling ) - ( crowd groans ) 75 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,887 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 76 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,756 THEY'RE SERVING LOBSTER ON THE FIESTA DECK. 77 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:47,058 I'M FLATTERED, BUT CONSIDERING 78 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,128 I JUST COUGHED UP A COUPLE OF SQUID, I'LL PASS. 79 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,963 DON'T WORRY, MARISSA. YOU CAN STAY ONBOARD 80 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:54,032 UNTIL WE CAN FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. 81 00:03:54,066 --> 00:03:55,200 MM, ALL RIGHT. LET'S FIND SOME DRY CLOTHES. 82 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:01,706 - ( sighs ) - THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT GIRL. 83 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,641 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 84 00:04:03,675 --> 00:04:05,143 SHE TURNED DOWN THIS. 85 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,412 98 LBS OF KA-POW! 86 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:10,782 OW! OOH! 87 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:18,890 NO! I GAVE YOU ONE 10 MINUTES AGO! 88 00:04:18,924 --> 00:04:20,826 CODY! 89 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,794 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 90 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,662 THIS IS HER FOURTH TOWEL! 91 00:04:24,696 --> 00:04:25,697 YEAH, WELL, THERE'S A-- ( grunts ) 92 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:31,235 LOOK, WASHING FEWER TOWELS WILL SAVE ON ENERGY 93 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:35,173 AS WELL AS REDUCE THE HARSH CHEMICALS THAT GET WASHED INTO THE OCEAN. 94 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,375 SO I'M ASKING EVERYBODY TO REUSE THEIR TOWELS. 95 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:39,244 - AW-- - EWWW! 96 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,578 I DON'T EVEN REUSE MY OUTFITS! 97 00:04:40,612 --> 00:04:44,982 MY MOTTO IS "WEAR TODAY, THROW IT AWAY." ( giggles ) 98 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:48,686 - WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOUR CLOTHES TO THE HOMELESS? - THAT WOULD BE MEAN. 99 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,356 THEY DON'T HAVE MATCHING SHOES. DUH! 100 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,728 DON'T ANY OF YOU CARE ABOUT THE PLANET? 101 00:04:56,762 --> 00:04:59,030 RIGHT NOW I CARE ABOUT MY GUESTS. 102 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,932 SO IF THEY WANT A TOWEL, GIVE THEM ONE. 103 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:03,635 HOW DO YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR? 104 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,037 LIKE THIS, "OOH, AREN'T YOU A HANDSOME DEVIL?" 105 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:15,947 DON'T YOU HAVE TOWELS IN YOUR CABIN? 106 00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:19,717 ONLY ONE. CODY WON'T GIVE ME EXTRA TOWELS TO DRY MY HAIR. 107 00:05:19,751 --> 00:05:22,354 YOU DON'T GET THIS LOOK FROM ONE SIMPLE FLIP OF THE HEAD. 108 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,991 OKAY, COMMENCE OPERATION TOWEL PROWL. 109 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,900 I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOM. 110 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,668 ( whining ) NO! 111 00:05:37,703 --> 00:05:39,304 I NEED A LOOKOUT. 112 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:47,512 - WHOA! - ( grunts ) 113 00:05:47,546 --> 00:05:49,513 LOOK OUT FOR THAT WATER. 114 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:51,048 THANKS. 115 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,851 OH, LOOK. 116 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,255 THERE'S A TRAIL OF WATER COMING FROM THE HOT TUB. 117 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,760 AND IT LEADS TO... 118 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:05,897 MARISSA. 119 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,233 - WHAT'S SHE DOING OUT HERE? - HMM, I DON'T KNOW. 120 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,135 MAYBE SHE WENT FOR A MIDNIGHT DIP AND FELL ASLEEP. 121 00:06:11,169 --> 00:06:13,104 MUST... KEEP SWIMMING. 122 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:17,609 SHE'S TALKING IN HER SLEEP. 123 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,379 I MUST... 124 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,816 GET BACK TO... 125 00:06:25,851 --> 00:06:26,651 SHE'S REMEMBERING WHERE SHE'S FROM. 126 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,155 BACK TO THE WATER. 127 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,556 SHE COMES FROM THE WATER? 128 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,727 DON'T YOU GET IT? 129 00:06:37,429 --> 00:06:40,331 MARISSA IS A MERMAID. 130 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,570 OH, YEAH. THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE... 131 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:49,841 IF YOU'RE ZANY IN THE BRAINY. 132 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:52,477 THINK ABOUT IT. 133 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:54,446 WE FIND HER FLOATING IN THE OCEAN, 134 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,216 SHE SAYS SHE LIVES IN THE WATER 135 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,584 AND LOOK AT THE TRAIL OF WATER SHE LEFT. 136 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:01,619 NO FOOTPRINTS! 137 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:05,590 ( gasps ) SHE'S HIDING HER TAIL UNDER THAT TOWEL! 138 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:10,628 - I JUST WANT TO BE A REGULAR GIRL. - ( squeals ) 139 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:15,533 OF COURSE, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A MERMAID. 140 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:16,835 I MEAN, WHO'D WANT TO LIVE IN THE OCEAN? 141 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:20,171 WHAT, WITH ALL THE ROBOT SQUIDS AND GHOST PIRATES 142 00:07:20,205 --> 00:07:23,307 AND UNEXPLODED ALIEN TORPEDOES! 143 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:26,711 NOW DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME BELIEVE IN MERMAIDS BY USING SCIENCE. 144 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,016 IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK UNDER THAT TOWEL. 145 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,320 FINE. IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP. 146 00:07:40,392 --> 00:07:41,693 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 147 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,661 ( chokes ) 148 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,296 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A LOOK AT YOUR TAIL. 149 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,465 YEAH, RIGHT. 150 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,100 AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE. 151 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,902 BUT I AM CUTE! 152 00:07:52,971 --> 00:07:54,572 ANY CHANCE YOU'LL LOSE THIS MEMORY TOO? 153 00:07:59,878 --> 00:08:03,781 CODY, WHAT IS THIS? IF YOU HANG UP A GIANT GIRDLE, 154 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,750 THIS COULD BE MY GRANDMOTHER'S BACKYARD. 155 00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:08,819 I'M DOING THIS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT APPEARANCES. 156 00:08:08,854 --> 00:08:09,954 OH, THAT EXPLAINS YOUR HAIRCUT. 157 00:08:11,823 --> 00:08:13,892 GET RID OF THESE CLOTHESLINES. 158 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,126 AND IF SOMEONE WANTS A TOWEL TO DRY THEIR TOWEL, 159 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,328 YOU GIVE IT TO THEM. 160 00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:18,996 FINE. WHO CARES ABOUT THE PLANET? 161 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,632 CLEAN TOWELS FOR EVERYONE. 162 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,566 HERE'S ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR YOU. 163 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:24,435 OH, WAIT, DON'T USE THAT ONE, IT'S DIRTY. 164 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,404 IT'S GOT AIR ON IT! HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. 165 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:28,273 OH, AND TAKE THAT ONE. 166 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:30,075 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, DON'T USE THAT ONE. 167 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,910 IT'S GOT A DRIP OF WATER ON IT. 168 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:32,610 YOU BETTER THROW IT IN THE DIRTY PILE! 169 00:08:35,814 --> 00:08:37,515 THAT IS ENOUGH. NOW, CODY, 170 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,718 I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NO CHOICE. 171 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:42,520 YOU'RE FIRED. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 172 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:50,962 ZACK. ZACK, ZACK, ZACK. LOOK LOOK LOOK. 173 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,897 "BRINY MAN" 417 CLEARLY STATES 174 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,866 THAT MERMAIDS HAVE TAILS WHEN WET 175 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,801 AND FEET WHEN DRY. 176 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,103 IT'S A COMIC BOOK. 177 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:02,007 EXACTLY. 178 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,608 I MEAN, DO YOU ALSO BELIEVE THAT 179 00:09:03,642 --> 00:09:07,412 LOBSTER BOY CAN REALLY SHOOT MELTED BUTTER OUT OF HIS EYES? 180 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:10,881 ONLY WHEN HE'S STEAMED. ( scoffs ) 181 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:13,251 THIS DOES NOT PROVE MARISSA IS A MERMAID. 182 00:09:13,285 --> 00:09:17,188 I'LL GET YOU PROOF. I HAVE MY NUMBER ONE AGENT ON THE CASE. 183 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,690 WHAT AGENT? 184 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,726 ( spy music playing ) 185 00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:30,101 - LONDON'S YOUR AGENT? - YEP! 186 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,036 ( gasps ) YOU WERE-- 187 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:34,438 BUT WHILE I'M UNDERCOVER IT'S NOT LONDON. 188 00:09:34,472 --> 00:09:36,274 IT'S DOUBLE-OH DOLLAR SIGN. 189 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,875 ISN'T THIS A GREAT DISGUISE? 190 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,144 AFTER I PUT IT ON, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF. ( chortles ) 191 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:44,749 00$, WHAT INTELLIGENCE HAVE YOU GATHERED? 192 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,418 OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU TURN TO LONDON FOR INTELLIGENCE? 193 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,089 YES. 194 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,024 I FOLLOWED THE TARGET INTO THE SPA 195 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:54,792 AND GOT THE PROOF YOU ASKED FOR. 196 00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:56,761 MARISSA GOT... A SEAWEED WRAP! 197 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:01,032 BAM! MERMAID! CASE CLOSED! 198 00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 199 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,439 WHAT'S MY NEXT MISSION? 200 00:10:08,473 --> 00:10:09,641 GET ME A BURGER AND FRIES. 201 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,643 I'M ON IT. 202 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,144 OH, AND A SHAKE! 203 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,715 GOTTA LOVE HER. 204 00:10:19,851 --> 00:10:24,322 THERE'S MARISSA NOW. LET'S SETTLE THIS MERMAID THING ONCE AND FOR ALL. 205 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:27,658 IF SHE SUPPOSEDLY HAS A TAIL WHEN WET, 206 00:10:27,692 --> 00:10:29,327 THROW THIS BUCKET OF WATER AT HER. 207 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:31,929 OKAY. 208 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:37,669 - ( sharp thud ) - Marissa: OW! 209 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,575 REALLY? 210 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,644 OH-- NO-- ( stammers ) 211 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:51,316 WOODY... 212 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,285 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "THROW A BUCKET OF WATER," 213 00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:56,654 THEY MEAN THE WATER IN THE BUCKET, 214 00:10:56,688 --> 00:10:58,556 NOT THE WHOLE BUCKET! 215 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,259 OH-- NOW IT MAKES SENSE. OKAY. 216 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:08,266 I AM SO TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE INCIDENT WITH THE BUCKET. 217 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,836 IT'S OKAY. EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED, I'VE BEEN REGAINING MY MEMORY. 218 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,304 - MM. - I WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN 219 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:15,239 TRAINING FOR A LONG DISTANCE RACE 220 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,674 AND I MUST HAVE HIT MY HEAD ON SOMETHING. 221 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:20,345 - RUBBISH. - NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 222 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,281 RIGHT, OKAY. NOW WHO SHOULD WE CALL FOR YOU? 223 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:27,385 UM, YOU SHOULD CALL MY COACH. HE'S ALSO MY DAD, BUT... 224 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,220 - HE LIKES ME TO CALL HIM COACH. - OOH. 225 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,555 HE SOUNDS LIKE THE HARD-DRIVING SORT. 226 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:36,093 I'LL SAY. MY FATHER RESENTS EVERY SECOND I'M ON DRY LAND. 227 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,429 - OH, HE SOUNDS COLD-BLOODED. - OH, HE IS. 228 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:42,433 AS MUCH AS I WANT TO BE A REGULAR GIRL, I NEVER WILL BE. 229 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:46,170 I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. I'M DESTINED TO LIVE MY LIFE IN THE WATER. 230 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:56,347 YOU WERE RIGHT! I'M IN LOVE WITH A FISH! 231 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,031 THANK YOU, CODY. DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR? 232 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,034 LONDON, I'M CODY. 233 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,639 I LIKE THE NEW CODY BETTER. ( giggles ) 234 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:26,277 LONDON, I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FATHER. 235 00:12:26,311 --> 00:12:29,780 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ASK MR. TIPTON FOR YOUR JOB BACK, ARE YOU? 236 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,449 'CAUSE CHICKS DIG A GUY IN A UNIFORM. 237 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,455 THAT'S MY UNIFORM-- NICE BELLY BUTTON, BY THE WAY. 238 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,524 THANKS. I KEEP MY KEY IN IT. 239 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,663 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT FIRED JUST BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT. 240 00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:47,532 I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT TOO. 241 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,901 I SAVE PAPER BY NEVER READING BOOKS. 242 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,805 AND I USE $100 BILLS 243 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,741 INSTEAD OF... HOWEVER MANY $1 BILLS THAT WOULD BE. 244 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,149 OOH, WOODSTER, GREAT NEWS. 245 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,883 I'VE BEEN PRACTICING AND NOW I CAN HOLD MY BREATH 246 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:08,419 FOR A FULL 42 SECONDS! 247 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,354 MM. YOU SHOULD ROOM WITH ME. 248 00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:13,257 CODY'S UP TO LIKE SIX MINUTES. 249 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,560 NO, I HAVE TO LEARN TO SURVIVE UNDERWATER 250 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,429 IF I'M GOING TO DATE MARISSA. 251 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,631 ZACK, BUDDY, 252 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:23,168 LET'S GET REAL ABOUT YOU DATING A MERMAID. 253 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,269 ( scoffs ) WHY SHOULD I TAKE ADVICE FROM YOU? 254 00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:28,672 THE ONLY GIRL ON THIS BOAT WHO WILL ACTUALLY TALK TO YOU IS OUR TEACHER. 255 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:32,476 AND THAT'S ONLY TO TELL YOU TO STOP BREATHING SO HEAVILY IN CLASS. 256 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,614 I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HER BEING A MERMAID AND I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS. 257 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,616 THINK ABOUT IT. THINK ABOUT IT. 258 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,819 THINK ABOUT IT. THINK ABOUT IT. 259 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:42,954 - THINK ABOUT IT. - WOODY! 260 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,024 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 261 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,329 I-- I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT. 262 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:54,732 ( chimes tinkling ) 263 00:13:57,435 --> 00:13:59,336 - EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SO CUTE. - OH. 264 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,772 WHAT ARE THESE PRECIOUS LITTLE FINGERS ON YOUR FEET CALLED AGAIN? 265 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:03,874 TOES. 266 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:04,775 ( giggles ) I LOVE THEM. 267 00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:09,013 YOU DON'T FIND THEM STINKY? 268 00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:11,082 ( laughs ) I LIVE WITH MACKEREL. 269 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,750 DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE ONE WHO MARRIED US-- 270 00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:15,353 HOLY MACKEREL? 271 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,755 I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. 272 00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:19,390 ESPECIALLY OUR HONEYMOON IN ATLANTIS. 273 00:14:19,424 --> 00:14:21,526 OUR HOTEL WAS GREAT. 274 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,260 EVERY ROOM HAD AN OCEAN VIEW. 275 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:27,064 I WAS SO PROUD WHEN YOU WON 50 CLAMS IN THE DANCE CONTEST. 276 00:14:27,098 --> 00:14:29,901 YEAH. BUT I THINK IT HELPED THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH FEET. 277 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,004 I WISH WE HAD SOME OF THOSE CLAMS NOW. 278 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,241 - WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST SAND DOLLAR. - EH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 279 00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,210 I'LL JUST GO BACK TO THE LOAN SHARKS. 280 00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,412 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT AND GET A JOB? 281 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:44,415 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 282 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,984 I TAKE ONE STEP OUT OUR FRONT DOOR AND I DROWN. 283 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,354 I'M SO SICK OF THAT EXCUSE. 284 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,389 I'M SLEEPING AT MY SISTER'S REEF. 285 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:54,592 FINE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. 286 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,594 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WASN'T GOING TO WORK 287 00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,130 THE MINUTE YOU SHOWED UP TO MEET MY PARENTS WITH A BOWL OF TARTAR SAUCE. 288 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,632 IT WAS A JOKE! 289 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,334 JOKE. JOKE. JOKE-- 290 00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,938 OKAY OKAY. A DUCK AND A BEAVER ARE PLAYING TENNIS-- 291 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,647 AH, THERE YOU ARE. 292 00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:20,217 OKAY, SO I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY YOU TURNED ME DOWN. 293 00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,353 UH, THE CHEESY PICKUP LINES? 294 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:23,787 THE BIZARRE BUCKET ATTACK? 295 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,224 TWO GOOD GUESSES, BUT NO. 296 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,761 IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS. 297 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,929 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, YOU KNOW, 298 00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:35,332 I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND IN THE WATER 299 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,969 AND YOUR DAD AND... 300 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,837 HOW YOU JUST WANT TO BE A NORMAL GIRL AND I GET IT. 301 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:43,373 I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP. 302 00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,142 YOU KNOW, FOR A SLEAZY SKIRT CHASER, 303 00:15:45,176 --> 00:15:48,045 IT'S AMAZING HOW WELL YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M DEALING WITH. 304 00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:49,880 THANK YOU. 305 00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,318 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE I'M HUMAN DOESN'T MEAN 306 00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:55,753 I'M NOT SENSITIVE TO MERMAID ISSUES. 307 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,591 - WHAT? - OOH, I'M SORRY. 308 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,660 IS "MERMAID" NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT? 309 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:05,129 WOULD YOU PREFER, UM... AQUATIC AMERICAN? 310 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,532 ( giggles ) WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. 311 00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:10,701 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I'M A MERMAID, DO YOU? 312 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,069 ( laughing ) 313 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,340 OH, YOU DO. 314 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:18,209 BUT YOU SAID YOU LIVED 315 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,878 "IN THE WATER." 316 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,147 I'M A COMPETITIVE SWIMMER, 317 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:26,184 NOT A MYTHICAL CREATURE WHO LIVES UNDER THE SEA. 318 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,885 THEN WHY WON'T YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 319 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:31,889 WELL, I'D LIKE TO, BUT I'M IN TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS. 320 00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:33,958 I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME FOR A SOCIAL LIFE. 321 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,627 SO YOU NEVER HAVE A BREAK? 322 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,896 WELL, SOMETIMES I REST MY HEAD ON MY KICKBOARD 323 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:41,332 FOR A FEW SECONDS WHILE I'M DOING LAPS. 324 00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:44,135 WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? 325 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:44,935 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO RELAX. 326 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:49,440 - IS THIS ANOTHER COME-ON? - ABSOLUTELY. 327 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,841 BUT WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT? 328 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,714 YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HELP ME RELAX? 329 00:16:56,748 --> 00:17:00,284 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, IF THE OLYMPICS GAVE OUT MEDALS FOR LAZINESS, 330 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:02,686 I'D GET THE GOLD. 331 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,989 WELL, I'D WIN IT. I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY GET IT. 332 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,224 'CAUSE THEN I'D HAVE TO WALK UP THOSE TWO STEPS. 333 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:08,426 - ( giggling ) - SWEATY. 334 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:18,502 OKAY, I HAVE OUR ENTIRE SCHEDULE OF THE DAY MAPPED OUT. 335 00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:27,111 - THIS PAGE IS BLANK. - EXACTLY. 336 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:33,116 Cody: EVER HEAR OF RECYCLING?! 337 00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,486 THAT'S WHY I THREW IT AT YOU! 338 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,889 NOW SIT BACK, RELAX 339 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,191 AND LET YOUR MIND GO BLANK. 340 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,293 ARE YOU PRACTICING YOUR KICKING? 341 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,295 NO, THOSE ARE THE JETS. 342 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,231 THE JETS HAVE TOENAILS? 343 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:52,736 - YOU'RE TRAINING. - OKAY OKAY, I'M PRACTICING MY KICKING. 344 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,672 TRAINING IS IN MY BLOOD. 345 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,740 AND GRAVY IS IN MINE. 346 00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:00,444 NOW STICK WITH ME, KID, 347 00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,946 AND I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS. 348 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,915 NOW LAY BACK AND JUST FLOAT. 349 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,988 AH! THIS IS REALLY RELAXING. 350 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:13,057 YOU SEE? NOTHING CAN DISTURB YOU. 351 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,262 YOU CAUGHT HER IN THE WATER? DOES SHE HAVE A TAIL? LET ME SEE! 352 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:26,704 I GOTTA STOP READING SO MANY COMIC BOOKS. 353 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,443 OH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! 354 00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:34,011 OH MY-- GARBAGE! 355 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,950 - ( roaring ) - ( crowd screaming ) 356 00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:43,220 WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A SMELLY MONSTER IN HIDEOUS CLOTHES! 357 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,788 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 358 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,361 I'M NOT A MONSTER. 359 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:54,765 I'M A MUTANT WITH A HARROWING GLIMPSE OF YOUR FUTURE. 360 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,400 IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THAT COSTUME 361 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,069 AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A FUTURE. 362 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,338 IF WE DON'T CHANGE OUR WAYS, 363 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,907 THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD WILL LOOK LIKE! 364 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,811 OH NO! THERE ARE NO MAIDS IN THE FUTURE? 365 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,946 ( gasps ) 366 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:13,117 DISGUSTING, ISN'T IT? WE'LL BE LIVING IN OUR OWN GARBAGE. 367 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:14,886 OUR SPECIES WILL BE FORCED TO EVOLVE 368 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,954 INTO... THIS! 369 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:20,057 ANNOYING PREACHY TEENAGERS? 370 00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:22,292 I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE EATING COCKROACHES 371 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,727 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY FOOD WE'LL FIND. 372 00:19:23,761 --> 00:19:26,797 NO PIZZA? 373 00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,500 ONLY FOR THE WEALTHIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. 374 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,702 YAY, RICH FUTURE PIZZA-EATING ME! 375 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:33,037 ME! 376 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,740 BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. 377 00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:38,009 THERE ARE LITTLE THINGS WE CAN ALL DO 378 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,644 THAT WILL MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE-- LIKE RECYCLING 379 00:19:40,678 --> 00:19:42,513 AND CONSERVING ENERGY. 380 00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:44,548 THE CREEPY GARBAGE ELF MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. 381 00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,083 WELL, THAT MAY BE, BUT MY PASSENGERS 382 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,886 DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS ON THEIR VACATIONS. 383 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,087 LET'S ASK THEM. 384 00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:53,057 WOULD YOU GUYS TOLERATE A WASH-WHEN-NEEDED POLICY 385 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,125 FOR TOWELS AND SHEETS? 386 00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:59,329 - All: YEAH! - AND HOW ABOUT GLASSES OF WATER INSTEAD OF PLASTIC BOTTLES? 387 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,432 All: YEAH! 388 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,434 AND INSTEAD OF EIGHT MEALS A DAY ON THE SHIP, 389 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,835 WE COULD ALL GET BY ON, SAY, THREE. 390 00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:07,571 All: NO. NO. 391 00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:08,606 OKAY OKAY, BABY STEPS. 392 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,380 SEE, MR. MOSEBY? PEOPLE WANT TO CARE. 393 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,881 YOU JUST HAVE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. 394 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,783 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY GOT MINE. 395 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,751 NOW PERHAPS WE CAN IMPLEMENT SOME OF YOUR IDEAS 396 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,053 TO HELP MAKE THE SHIP GREENER. 397 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,089 THANKS, MR. MOSEBY. 398 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,557 AND CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY JOB BACK? 399 00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:29,793 SURE. NOW THE FIRST THING I NEED YOU TO DO 400 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,462 IS TAKE THIS GARBAGE BACK TO THE TRASH ROOM. 401 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,497 TRASH ROOM? 402 00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:36,367 I GOT THIS FROM UNDER WOODY'S BED. 403 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,402 - I'M FILTHY. - I'M FILTHY RICH. ( chuckles ) 404 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,845 YOU SEE HOW MUCH BETTER THAT WAS THAN TAKING THE STAIRS? 405 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,516 I SURE DO. I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY WAYS TO DO NOTHING. 406 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,251 YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. 407 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,220 AH AH AH-- TYPING. 408 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,989 OF COURSE. PFFFT! 409 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,491 OH, MARISSA, YOUR FATHER'S ON THE PHONE. 410 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,129 HI, COACH. YEAH, I'M FINE. HOW'S MOM? 411 00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:10,568 - NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN SWIMMING. I'VE BEEN RELAXING. - GOOD FOR YOU. 412 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,438 - WELL, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. I DO. - YOU TELL HIM. 413 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,739 - THAT'S WHY I'M QUITTING SWIMMING. - RIGHT. 414 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,774 - BYE. - WAIT, WHAT? 415 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,478 WHY ARE YOU QUITTING SWIMMING? 416 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,448 BECAUSE YOU'VE SHOWN ME HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO SIT AND DO NOTHING. 417 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:25,916 WELL, YEAH, FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, 418 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,183 BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. 419 00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:29,119 YOU DO. 420 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,988 THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE 421 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,023 ANY SPECIAL TALENT OR DRIVE OR AMBITION. 422 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,858 WOW, I'M A LOSER. 423 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,662 - AND YOUR POINT WAS? - OH... 424 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:42,499 I MEAN, LOOK. YOU'VE TRAINED YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO BE THE BEST. 425 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,935 DON'T JUST THROW IT AWAY. 426 00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:47,671 ( sighs ) BUT IT'S SO MUCH PRESSURE. 427 00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:50,607 OKAY, WELL, THEN TELL YOUR DAD SOMETIMES 428 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,910 YOU NEED TO STOP SWIMMING AND JUST FLOAT. 429 00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:57,581 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 430 00:21:57,615 --> 00:21:59,249 YOU KNOW WHAT, ZACK? YOU DO HAVE A TALENT. 431 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,151 YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND. 432 00:22:01,185 --> 00:22:02,720 OH NO, ANOTHER FRIEND SPEECH. 433 00:22:04,422 --> 00:22:05,689 ONLY UNTIL I WIN THE OLYMPICS. 434 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:09,260 AND THEN I'LL BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CELEBRATE WITH. 435 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,694 - ALL RIGHT. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? - HMM? 436 00:22:10,728 --> 00:22:13,397 GO FOR THE GOLD AND SWIM BACK HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 437 00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:17,267 - Cody: HEY, GUYS. - AH! MONSTER! 438 00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:19,169 ( screams ) 439 00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:25,209 HE BELIEVES IN A LOT OF MYTHICAL CREATURES, DOESN'T HE? 440 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:36,503 HE ALSO BELIEVES HE'S GOING TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL. 441 00:22:36,553 --> 00:22:41,103 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0